I work for [unnamed government agency] doing [unspecified geeky things to unsuspecting computational engines]. I'd rather not name the agency or my job title because I am a gay Pagan in an extremely fundamentalist Christian office. I am only out at work with a few ppl, who hide their liberal leftist leanings from the rest of the office, too.
Naturally, my cubicle is located next to the one coworker whom I despise. Most of the other ppl here feel the same way I do about him, but because he has been here so long, he is almost impossible to fire (a perfect example of what happens to a problem that is ignored for too long: It becomes unsolvable.) Ah, well.